I Want A New Drug.

You never know how fat your are until spring comes. Coats, sweaters, pants, scarves...hats...All these thing shield you from reality. Yeah you catch a glimpse here and there in the bath/shower ( and elsewhere). But , your running to get out of the cold.  It's not until you try to squeeze your behind into last years capris, or try wear your arms out...you realize that someone has changed the Pillsbury dough man into a woman and painted her black. Damn... I'm working extra hard ..I want results and I want them now!.  Thank God I'm fine... Anyway, I know it takes some time, everything just seems to be sagging here. I look at some of the young girls I work with eating lettuce because they want to get into size 2 this summer and I want to slap them...literally. I know the government has a secret formula for weight loss but they are in cahoots with weight watchers, Trim-spa,  and Jenny Craig....You know the drill. This is my own little conspiracy theory. Perhaps the sugar/cigarette withdrawals are making me crazy.... but for now  I wish, I wish, I wish...

Here are some things I've had on my mind...

I never want to be as thin as Star Jones is now.

I read an article about Whitney Houston today...Send some prayers up for her.

Did anyone else notice that Moses has a British accent in the new version? They've gone to far...

DENZEL is sooo fine in Essence.. pick it up

Some woman are just plain nasty...I almost want to use the men's room at work.I wonder what their homes look like.

I'm rambling, so I'm going to bed...God Bless...goodnight!

Comments

[youtoldharpotabeatme]

Yup, that huge mirror sitting right outside my bathroom, has me re-evaluating several things.
It's got me thinking, "Self, kiddies need to go to Gramma's and the Hubby needs to go Overseas" so I can just work out when I'm bored and eat salads day in and day out.

[Jamaicanqueen514]

*putting down the lettuce*..does that include everyone. Cause I have gained a few bagels and rolls and biscuts. And now I need to lose them. And I agree with you so much about that "miracle cure" that the government has. That or the rich have one. Because there is no way that they can gain 80 pounds for a movie role and then lose it after 3 days.

[Michele]

Star looks like a straw with a light bulb screwed on the top.

I have the new Essence and yes, Mr. Washington is so delicious.